How to Ruin a Perfectly Sweet Birthday Greeting.

So my co-worker Sandeep is kind of a jerk. The first one to pick on the newbies at work. Always ready to play some cruel trick. Needless to say, I stepped in to mete out justice. Someone had to. Evil after all should be expelled with evil. Yes, I read too many comic books while growing up. Your concern actually appalls me. Anywho, so when Sandeep got a sweet greeting from the company wishing him on his birthday, I made a few modifications to make the greeting even more accurate.

The word I omitted out was 'Never'.
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