15th May or 16th!
dunno the date is of no importance really!
If you know me very well then u oughta know dat i get bored of things very quickly!
So to find a cure for this itch of me getting bored ,I started observing people n its really gud fun!
Now coming to the point I had to go to KC college to submit my forms.My friends were busy with their work so I had no company!
There were no cute chicks around!*sighs*
There I was at CST,all alone n wet n without ne modern means of entertainment!
Then God looked at his beloved son n sent Mr. China phone to the rescue!
From a distance Mr. China phone looked human,but there was more to Mr. China phone dat met the eye.(Am calling this guy Mr. China phone,cos he had a weird china phone model)
He came,he saw n he sat on the seat opposite to me!
He wore this weird black T n sum ultra-weird shorts!
It made me giggle but I resisted it!
He came,he saw n he sat on the seat opposite to me n den he started playing songs on loudspeaker!
He played Himesh n some other artists i never heard of!
I felt like throwing this guy out of the train but he stopped playing those songs!
He made a call to what seemed was his girl friend,yeah on the loud speaker!Let us call her Mrs. Psycho...
Mr. China phone :Jaan!tum kaha ho?
(I almost puked at the spot,I generally don't hate mushy nick names but JAAN/JAANU word comes on my nerves,I wanted to throw him out of the train,but the thought of my wife n two kids made me stop!)
Mr. China phone :Tum aa rahi ho na?mein tumhara intezaar karronga,yes I missed you too!muah muah muah muah!(he started kissing his phone,I felt bad for his phone,anger rushing through my veins)
Mrs. Psycho:Tumne woh bracelet liya mere liye?Kitna naatak kar rahe ho?Neeta ke boy friend ne use woh ek maheene pehle diya tha?agar tum aaj mujhe woh nahi doge to mein tumse baat nahi karoongi![LOL]
Mr. China phone:par jaan tum uske bina hi bahut khoobsoorat lagti ho!
Mrs. Psycho:tum to bas waade karo,mein tumhe nahi milne aa rahi hoon!
She hung up on him,some passengers laughed about it!
But Mr. China phone was not gonna stop at this!
He made another call,yup,on loudspeaker again!
Mr. China phone:Sun yaar,mein aaj nahi mil sakta!nahi woh nahi aa rahi hai!Bahut nautanki karti hai woh!Mujhe nahi lagta woh mujhse pyaar karti hai!mein chod doonga use!waise bhi mere piche to ladkiyon ki line padi hai!Usse acchi mil jaaegi mujhe!
tum log picture dekh lena!Woh Rekha pata hai na,woh to merepe saalon se fida hai!
Tina to apun ke style pe marti hai!
*style,really??I thought!*
Mr. X:sach mein!Usne hi choda hoga tujhe!Pakau sala!Kabhi teri us Tina se mila mujhe!sirf lambi lambi chodta rehta hai!abey aana,mazaa aayega!bhool ja usko!
Mr. China phone :Saale,tu jal mat!apni personality hi aisi hai!nahi jaane dey!
I wanted to laugh my ass out at the moment,but I resisted!
The guy left at some station!I found him totally hilarious!
Whoever said you need a cell phone or an i-pod to entertain you while traveling!
I said to myself,'Badi badi local trains mein aisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hai!'{truly original)
10 comments:
hey... first of all good observation.. cell phones really are a means of time pass these days..
haha..enjoyed reading the converstaion..!
Awesome!! zimbllly awesome :-)
and such a hilarious guy... uska number lena tha na.. bolna tha usko ke Champa uska powai late ke paas wait kar rahi hai :-D
lolz..i enjoyed it..!
Its brilliant tht u observe these things!!
keep the pen moving..oops..fingers typing..fun stuff!
hehe..totally true...even i had observed a few such weird things happening in the train..gud fun....so kep luking...those ppl r tryin to say things ..
hey nice experience! wish i was a t the sence 2 !
hey..
reallly cool!!
i mean yea indeed very well focused..surely gave me a laughing tym frm d strt itself..rathr..its jst lyk those sapna bhawnani's short stories..d only difference is...
SHE DOES NOT WRITE AS GOOD AS U DO N NEITHR ON D TOPICS SO WELL
hahahaa.. i wanna meet that guy too.. hmm.. grt time u had..
very well riten uddhu...!!!!!!
A must read 4 all china phone haters....!!
i seriously wonder aise sabh pagal tujhe kaise milte hai..??
WHOA!!!!
Such people exist!!
Yeah but thanks to such people, that we have something to get entertained by, something to talk about, and something to blog about.
Interesting style of writing, keeps you hung on!!
Thing you should've done, seems crazy but could've tried.
u:"JAAN, kya hua itni sad kyun ho, break up hua, arey main hoon na!, usney bracelet nahi diya toh kya, main toh necklace doonga ussey aur woh neeta ke necklace sey bhi behtar hoga."
and then carry on with some really cheesy lines. Then cut it with a very sickly sweet, "JAAN i Love you to death" sort of dialogue.
what say???
hehe ..yea dat was funny... but wats "but the thought of my wife n two kids made me stop!"....i hope it was sarcasm...
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