Murphy's Laws for Air Travel.

1. The check-in queue you are in will always move slower than other queues.
2. There will always be a guy who WhatsApps when phones are supposed to be in flight mode... And that guy will always be seated in your aisle.
3. The in-flight screen if it works will always have movies you don't want to watch. I'm talking to you, Madhur Bhandarkar's Calendar Girls.
4. Someone will always cram their luggage in your designated luggage area.
5. That middle aged aunty who will ask you to help with her luggage won't say thanks when you help her.
6. If there's a baby on board, it will cry through the flight.
7. If your baggage arrives late, then it's wont to be misplaced or lost.