We're All Flakes Now.

Friend/colleague/undercover North Korean agent/romantic prospect: 'You want to go out this Saturday to watch the new Mission Impossible movie?'

Me: No.

You have a better chance of seeing any plan through provided you do it yourself. That's the sad truth of things. Also, you can say yes to every plan you are asked to be a part of. Believe me, 11 out of 10 plans will fall through and your social calendar will clear itself automatically.

We aren't millennials. We aren't the Tinder generation. We aren't 90s kids. We aren't the always-on generation. We are just a bunch of flakes. Ok. Bye.